i-need-the-d: timelordy-teganbreann: ...
do-you-know-where-your-towel-is: lumos5000: lokis-army-at-221b: DAMMIT I’M A at first i thought it was, “Dammit Moriarty I’m a Time Lord” and then i figured it out and felt stupid. I feel that both are correct answers.
katrus: tonynsteve: ipartiedwithjoshfranceschi: squidkneee: if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now Probably still on the internet but I’d be lying in a fucking huge pile of money while on the internet internet shopping
randomobsession: littlewhitesnowowl: sassygaydraco: if i know what line a character is going to say in a movie then i will say it with them and no one can stop me i will say it 30 seconds before them
castielsunderpants: supagirl: samandriel: napoleonbonerhard: caresaggressively: solluxander: I WANT TO GOOGLE A SONG BUT ITS A SOUNDTRACK AND I DONT KNOW THE NAME OR THE MOVIE AND I CANT GOOGLE THE SPECIFIC NOTES I HATE MY LIFE THERE’S A SITE WHERE YOU CAN HUM IT THOUGH I AM CRYING THE FUTURE IS NOW I DIDNT BELIEVE IT WOULD WORK BUT MOTHER FUCKING SORCERY I didn’t believe...
drkarayua: mishasubi: i guess you could say the angels got cas’d out of heaven
macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
amyponder: but honestly i feel like i’ve earned my accidental random encounter with a celebrity by now
iwillbebackintenyears: assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis: OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE sassy fuckers
Now with this season we’re actually cutting it off in the middle, that when we...– Ian Brennan (x) I find this legitimately hilarious. I kind of love it when Glee is ridonkulous and self-aware like this (via rainbowrites) I actually think it’s a good idea so kill me. (via welcometothehummels)
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
sithlordtennant: For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
ablogwithoutpants: impalas-wings: pizz4s: if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon … small gay moments? we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways if the whole school doesn’t think you and your best friend are fucking you’re doing it wrong
Today, I wore pajamas and a sheet at school...
nonymoose: forevermisslady: bitch-i-might-be-hannibal: nonymoose: oh my god Sherlock? YES! I was walking down a crowded hallway with my friend and she accidentally stepped on my sheet and I froze and said, “Get. Off. My. Sheet!“ Nobody laughed. Except me.
babyjugs: riddlemehiddleston: gotproperdead: riddlemehiddleston: i do this really cute thing where i forget to eat like a human for a week and then consume three days worth of food in an hour I’m really sorry, I read this as ‘I forget to eat human’ oh my god please don’t let the hannibal fandom find this Hello.